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THERE;
yes. HELLO. FROM A TO Z.
I
WANT
YOU
ONLY.

TRASHED;
YES GIRRRL;
AUDREY
mgs.
rgs.
swimmer.
swimfast aquatic club.
hadlian!
17th June 1993
swim_4_lif3@hotmail.com
CHRISTIAN FOR LIFE!

THANKYOU;
credits
BRUSHES. 1 2 3 4
IMAGES. 1
BY. shotgun

ONCE;
February 2007 March 2007 April 2007

WANTED;
abigail
alyssa
amalina
amanda lim
amanda tang
amelia
anni
ariel
austin
azalea
benavon
bertrand
bing hua
boonyi
catherine
cass
charles
charlotte
charmain
chern hwee
cheryl ang
cheryl lim
chriselle
christabel
christine
claire
clare
cousin
deanna
deborah
elena
enyuan
eve
fiona
grace
gillian
isis
jayne
jeffrey
jiahao
jiahao and chew
jiya
joel
joshua
joyce
kalya
katherine
katrina
khoonnie
kim
kimberlyn
lee ning
lim rui
li na
leena
liqi
livia
lynette
madeleine
marjorie
mattias
meiying
michaela
michelle chan
michelle hwang
michelle tang
mylene
narelle
nic sim
pamela
pei shan
peiqi
petra
rachel goh
rachel yeo
rachel yeung
rainer
rgsswimteam
roanne
sarah
selena
serene
sheena
sherlynn
sherri
shijin
sixiu
sixuan
swimfast
sylvia
tammie
tian yuan
vanessa
victoria
wei ying
xiang ying
xin ping
ying rong
yun rui
yvette
yvonne
zhe kang
zi yang

YOURS;

CBOX

Monday, February 12, 2007

today, you could say,
was the most rebellious day ever.
for our class yes.
difficult teacher,
equally difficult pupils,
equals to:
nothing taught. and loads of laughter.
ok whateverrr.

firstly, it started on comp studies lesson. (teacher's speech is in bold.)
which we traditionally slacked and played.
HOWEVER.
our fate (particularly mine) turned for the worst when,
the teacher (i shall not name whooooo) said,
"that girl in the ponytail stand upppppp."
lava and i look at each other, and obviously, it had to be me.
ok i stand up, then she asks,
"what were you talking about?"
I said, "nothing. i wasn't even talking."
she said, "i saw you turn around, saying something to that girl on your left." (rach lee)
I said, "no, i wasn't. i just turned to see what noise there was."
she said, "so you trying to say that i'm blind right?"
now, clever chriselle cuts in and says,
"YA LA!"
oops. the whole class laughs.
who ask chriselle to say so loud la.
teacher says, "who said the YA? please stand up."
chriselle no choice so she stood up.
teacher says, "are you a leader?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "are you a class monitor?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "are you a prefect?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "do you ASPIRE to be a leader?"
chriselle says, "NOOOOOOOO."
teacher says (this might not be very accurate),
"you know, people who talk back are people who want to be leaders. they have an inferiority complex problem. they try to attract attention by telling jokes and make everyone laugh. they think its funny when people laugh at their jokes. do you see present leaders do that? no. because they do not have that inferiority complex."

(currently, chriselle and I are still standing. vidya's still laughing, very very loudly.)
teacher says, "who's that girl laughing so loudly? someone's tickling her?"
yvette (who is next to vidya) says, " no."
teacher says, "that girl who's laughing please stand up."
vidya stands up.
teacher says, "why were you laughing? at the other girl's joke?"
vidya says, "nooo. i thought of some joke and was laughing about it."
teacher says, "c'mon share the joke now. anyway, we have the time to waste."
vidya says, "its my grandfather's joke..."
teacher says, "what does your grandfather have to do with that girl's joke?
vidya says, "my grandfather aspired to be a leader."
class laughs.
teacher says, "so did your grandfather become a leader in the end?"
vidya says, " there are different types of leaders... for say, CEOS of companies."
teacher says, "so did your grandfather become one?"

vidya says, "he was second to one?"
i found this really damn insulting can.
whateverrr.
teacher continues, "so what was your grandfather's joke?"
vidya says, "what did farmer A say to farmer B?"
teacher asks, "what?"
vidya says, "we're both farmers!"
okkk. that was downright lameeee.
anyway,
after that there wasn't much alr. just that she continued to scold me and chriselle.
and sharan and vidya's foiled attempt to entertain us.
& nandita's horse laugh.
HAHAHAHA.
yo might not find this funny,
but if you were at that moment, bet you'll be roll on the floor laughing.

oh well.
i hated that lesson.
but upon hindsight, i loved our attitude man.

okay.
training was ultra the horrendous.
not like i care anyway. coach doesn't care about my rotten times.
hahahaha :D
not many people turned up. especially the caucasians.

so there.
nothing much already.
oh yes!
tomorrow's the history musical (:
NOOOOOOOO...
:D