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THERE;
yes. HELLO. FROM A TO Z.
I
WANT
YOU
ONLY.

TRASHED;
YES GIRRRL;
AUDREY
mgs.
rgs.
swimmer.
swimfast aquatic club.
hadlian!
17th June 1993
swim_4_lif3@hotmail.com
CHRISTIAN FOR LIFE!

THANKYOU;
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ONCE;
February 2007 March 2007 April 2007

WANTED;
abigail
alyssa
amalina
amanda lim
amanda tang
amelia
anni
ariel
austin
azalea
benavon
bertrand
bing hua
boonyi
catherine
cass
charles
charlotte
charmain
chern hwee
cheryl ang
cheryl lim
chriselle
christabel
christine
claire
clare
cousin
deanna
deborah
elena
enyuan
eve
fiona
grace
gillian
isis
jayne
jeffrey
jiahao
jiahao and chew
jiya
joel
joshua
joyce
kalya
katherine
katrina
khoonnie
kim
kimberlyn
lee ning
lim rui
li na
leena
liqi
livia
lynette
madeleine
marjorie
mattias
meiying
michaela
michelle chan
michelle hwang
michelle tang
mylene
narelle
nic sim
pamela
pei shan
peiqi
petra
rachel goh
rachel yeo
rachel yeung
rainer
rgsswimteam
roanne
sarah
selena
serene
sheena
sherlynn
sherri
shijin
sixiu
sixuan
swimfast
sylvia
tammie
tian yuan
vanessa
victoria
wei ying
xiang ying
xin ping
ying rong
yun rui
yvette
yvonne
zhe kang
zi yang

YOURS;

CBOX

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

YESTERDAY WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNN (:
sports fest heats. & i died.
3k! in a longer way, 3000 metres.
like who in the perfect brain-set would do thattt.
but its done anyway. and my legs can hardly move la.
and i hate running on the track. its even more boring than on the treadmill.
but i survived! yay.

ok.
the badminton team won! (:
they can go join mediacorp alr la. act so pro one.
hahahahahha/

monday was CT. a failed and illustriously short CT.
it was raining so we didn't do anything and still must train.
ARGHHHH.
anyway tmr is history and science sa!
rahhh.
must go mugg once again ):
Sunday, February 25, 2007

WHEE!
sorry for the lack of update. ):
been kind of busy you could say.
well. yes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THOSE WHO RECENTLY HAD THEIR BIRTHDAYS! :D
chriselle the bully, deanna the ultimate bully, charmain the sexy, and hannah my ex-dance partnerrrr!
yayyyyyy :D
february seems to be the in birthday month.
hahaha whateverr.

well. friday was the shittiest day ever.
like we had to stand up on the rooftop during sli,
with mr lim scrutinising every single move of ours.
eeeeeeeee. "could you be more courteous and show some respect?"
quoted mr lim. like as if with didn't want to show respect like that la.
everyone was so freaking restless and our class had to take that disastrous spottt.
sigh. it wasn't all that interesting either.
i could just have ponned school (:

saturday was meant to be nice.
morning training was crazily easy and boring,
preparing for a bloody afternoon la.
& afternooon.
i was early stoning around, then pull lane ropes.
and then. i was trying to hook the rope with edith on the other side.
and along came CHOPPY who took the rope from edith and pulled it really hard.
so i pull hard also la. then pull until i almost pull him in, then he let go.
then he screamed,"THIS IS TOO MUCH!"
and joel was laughing for no reason.
but, when choppy went to his bag to prepare to change,
he was damn bloody blackface. SCARYYYYYY.
apparently he was super duper angry. totally.
and joel says its my fault.
anyway.
I'M REALLY SORRY OK CHOPPY (SPEEDY)!
really really sorry.

well. today was equally crap this morning.
coach was locked in his office cause jiahao had the key to the front door.
and jiahao came at like 7 cause he thought it was at 7.
anyway, coach was alr pissed off.
so during the set he got even more pissed off cause of our yucky times.
so he, walked out.
oh well. snag's so near, and we're not ready at all!
RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007

CHINESE NEW YEARRRRRRRR :D
3rd dayyyyy.
& steph said its bad to visit on the 3rd day.
cause got arguments or something. hahaha.
nvm la. later still need to go to auntie sue's house.
oh well.

i think celebrating cny is totally pointless.
except for the holiday and the hongbaos (:
cause like its just going from house to house,
plonking yourself in front of all the goodies,
helping yourself to it...
absolutely no life.
except for the cards & mahjong la.
hahhahahahaa.
i'm like a machine-
1. greet people, shake hands.
2. collect hongbaos, say thank you and those cny idioms.
3. stuff the hongbaos in my bag.
4. continue eating.
i think i've like eaten one whole packet of bakkwa alr la.
dammmmmmit.

argh. school starts tmr.
haven't done any homework yettt.
i don't plan to do anyway.

well!
i still have 12 days to give coach oranges (:
yay.
Saturday, February 17, 2007

shoot.
i finally got dc!
and eva's shocked. hahaha.
ah crap. i don't really care anyway.
well.

yesterday was chinese new year celebrations.
& i started my supposedly perfect day by having to rush to the toilet to change my tee.
): cause chriselle said it was indecent exposure? lol.
thanks anyway, cause in the end i ended up wearing a ultra small black tee to absorb heat.
humphs.
well,
after that was drawing, celebrating, partying and blah...
oh yes. chriselle left 2 oranges outside 202.
nyahnyah. I WASN'T INVOLVED ok.

ok.
after school i waited for yvonneto end her class party,
while viv, char and brenda went back first.
hahaha. we took a merc taxi!
trust us to waste money la. just behind was like a normal taxi.
and like we had to walk up the bloody long slope somemore!
in the blasting heat ):
anyway.
we went back to meet teachers,
give oranges, pretend to say that rg schoolwork was coping well.
heh.
and after all those prosperous wishings,
went out with eva, nini, lina and viv!
whoa man. as usual, we made a wrecked of ourselves :D
took a taxi to holland v, spent like how long to find a suitable restaurant (lina needed to eat at a restaurant),
and finally. we decided on something more traditional,
in lieu of chinese new year! how hilarious.
instead of choosing something like nydc, we went to CRYSTAL JADE.
laaaaaa. we wanted sushi tei first, but got chased out.
hahahaha.
so yes. i ate lamian or whatever you call that noodle thing.
nice :D
& the aircon was hell shiok.

then then,
we went to swensons to buy ice-cream.
eva and lina bought, and i stole some from them (:
that the beautiful thing in life, steal yummy stuff.
hahaha joking!
(like the loch ness monster's master, the willing robber.)
well!
training after that, and it rained for pretty long anyway.
but still must train la.
haaa.

TODAY, was dreadful.
cause we had to do 200m for time,
and i was made to do 200 fly? i hope i'm not doing it for snag.
like super duper uber slow can,
my stroke count also like crap.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/

anyway!
chinese new year starts tmr so,

EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR & HOPE YOU'LL HAVE A JOYOUS AND PROSPEROUS YEAR AHEAD!
i love the piggggg :D
Wednesday, February 14, 2007

SWIM CARN!
(:
Monday, February 12, 2007

today, you could say,
was the most rebellious day ever.
for our class yes.
difficult teacher,
equally difficult pupils,
equals to:
nothing taught. and loads of laughter.
ok whateverrr.

firstly, it started on comp studies lesson. (teacher's speech is in bold.)
which we traditionally slacked and played.
HOWEVER.
our fate (particularly mine) turned for the worst when,
the teacher (i shall not name whooooo) said,
"that girl in the ponytail stand upppppp."
lava and i look at each other, and obviously, it had to be me.
ok i stand up, then she asks,
"what were you talking about?"
I said, "nothing. i wasn't even talking."
she said, "i saw you turn around, saying something to that girl on your left." (rach lee)
I said, "no, i wasn't. i just turned to see what noise there was."
she said, "so you trying to say that i'm blind right?"
now, clever chriselle cuts in and says,
"YA LA!"
oops. the whole class laughs.
who ask chriselle to say so loud la.
teacher says, "who said the YA? please stand up."
chriselle no choice so she stood up.
teacher says, "are you a leader?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "are you a class monitor?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "are you a prefect?"
chriselle says, "no."
teacher says, "do you ASPIRE to be a leader?"
chriselle says, "NOOOOOOOO."
teacher says (this might not be very accurate),
"you know, people who talk back are people who want to be leaders. they have an inferiority complex problem. they try to attract attention by telling jokes and make everyone laugh. they think its funny when people laugh at their jokes. do you see present leaders do that? no. because they do not have that inferiority complex."

(currently, chriselle and I are still standing. vidya's still laughing, very very loudly.)
teacher says, "who's that girl laughing so loudly? someone's tickling her?"
yvette (who is next to vidya) says, " no."
teacher says, "that girl who's laughing please stand up."
vidya stands up.
teacher says, "why were you laughing? at the other girl's joke?"
vidya says, "nooo. i thought of some joke and was laughing about it."
teacher says, "c'mon share the joke now. anyway, we have the time to waste."
vidya says, "its my grandfather's joke..."
teacher says, "what does your grandfather have to do with that girl's joke?
vidya says, "my grandfather aspired to be a leader."
class laughs.
teacher says, "so did your grandfather become a leader in the end?"
vidya says, " there are different types of leaders... for say, CEOS of companies."
teacher says, "so did your grandfather become one?"

vidya says, "he was second to one?"
i found this really damn insulting can.
whateverrr.
teacher continues, "so what was your grandfather's joke?"
vidya says, "what did farmer A say to farmer B?"
teacher asks, "what?"
vidya says, "we're both farmers!"
okkk. that was downright lameeee.
anyway,
after that there wasn't much alr. just that she continued to scold me and chriselle.
and sharan and vidya's foiled attempt to entertain us.
& nandita's horse laugh.
HAHAHAHA.
yo might not find this funny,
but if you were at that moment, bet you'll be roll on the floor laughing.

oh well.
i hated that lesson.
but upon hindsight, i loved our attitude man.

okay.
training was ultra the horrendous.
not like i care anyway. coach doesn't care about my rotten times.
hahahaha :D
not many people turned up. especially the caucasians.

so there.
nothing much already.
oh yes!
tomorrow's the history musical (:
NOOOOOOOO...
:D
Saturday, February 10, 2007

wheeeeeeeeee :D
morning training was okay (:
but we think afternoon's gonna be 2 for 1s. hopefully not!
i don't feel like going this afternoooon.
i'mm gonna let my stamina run like no one cares.
whatever.
i've got reunion dinner later :D
early eh. but its gonna be funnn stuff (:
i wanna talk to my shifu nowwww!
i shall msg her :D
i'm really bored sick.
my butt hurts.
Friday, February 09, 2007

hahahahaha.
its 7.16 pm and i've skipped training again.
i think coach has gone kinda insane ):
he's challenging me for so many crapped up events.
oh well. expected la.
my knee hurts. and it probably won't heal at all.
let alone for snag.

ok. i loved school today.
even though we had to visit some art museum. singapore art museum.
super duper boring la. like i appreciate chinese paintings and cubism.
but the trips on the bus was fun.
and it was fun getting out of school toooooo :D
no restrictions! yay.
but i think the group with the fossil was sooo much betterrr ):
cause they got to sit down and we had to walk walk walk,
and appreciate some kind of art.
the lamest thing ever.
still, we got to school on time for assembly.
&assembly! omg. how embarrassing.
for those who didn't recognise her voice,
it was vidya.
the 'from' was super loud la. and everyone was looking xD
hahahahahahaha!
so embarrassing. literally.
oh well.
she's gonna do the hips don't lie for our history musical tooooo :D
and i'm farquhar/
correct pronunciation: farker. in the not so vulgar attempt.
or maybe farCOW. hahahaa.

anyway.
i enjoyed today.
:D
Wednesday, February 07, 2007

hello hello.
life is getting absolutely interesting nowadays.
especially in 207!
whooo.
i've gotta new shifu today (:
and i need to learn alot from her man!
or i'll die out of utter depression i guess.
& i think being in love is the new trend :D

well.
once again i'm stuck here studying science...
yuck.
i hate physics la.
and today's lesson sucked.
cause our group flooded the whole table and did the whole thing wrongly ):
oh well.
& history!
so embarrassing.
stupid presentation on temenggong,
and our dear daddy vidya chose not to come.
so we didn't manage to do the songs thing.
it was good anyway.
cause temenggong deserves to be the founder of singapore.
not.
but it certainly is better than our dear old william (:
farquhar.
blah.

oh yes.
i think our RS project is going fine?
with valerie our group leader?
well.
she forgot about today's meeting,
but the hardworking 3,
did it all (:
almost- and the rest is left to val (:
hahaha.

well.
i shall go consult my shifu now :D :D
and hopefully get more advice!
i'm having fun for once :D
FUN!
yay.
Monday, February 05, 2007

YAY!
new blog (:
same skin though.
oh well.
i don't really like to play with the new blogger cause its totally is screwed up.
hahaha well.
i skipped training!
yay?
i wish.
my stamina's so so so screwed la.
i screwed time trial.
screwed my knee.
screwed everything.
):

oh Lord!
PLEASE HELP ME!